Killing time back before I ha my Han tattooed and fixed out dryer.
Little tattoo I did yesterday on my dear friend @darrylhanna hit me up for appointments! I do one bad tattoo of my own design every six months! #comeandtakeit #mailbox #boldwillhold
This sad case of sadness (with the fakest teeth on earth) is:
Larry Busby, a resident of Austin who refuses to date black women, fat women, women with tattoos, women with piercings, women who are friends with their exes, women who gamble (like, on the horses?), and women who aren’t “clean.” It’s all laid out onSleepless In Austin, the website (here’s a mirror of the site in case it crashed) Larry set up where he promises $1500 to anyone who’ll find him a girlfriend who falls into that extremely narrow criteria.
A little bit about Larry:
I am an Artist, Musician, Poet, Composer, Performer, Businessman, I am many things. I am very creative & artistic. I can be accurately described as being both a CEO & a Rockstar all at the same time, both of those perfectly existing in one person, Me. I am a very unique man. There is NOTHING typical, average, normal, or ordinary about me whatsoever!
Here are some of his lady-friend criteria from his About The Girl I Want page:
I want the girl to be attractive.
I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl.
I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considred overweight, they should be fine.
Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me.
When it comes to race, Larry does keep an open mind about every ethnicity but, um, one:
I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl.
However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.
As far as the lucky lady’s romantic and sexual past, Larry prefers she kind of, sort of, not have one:
I do not like strippers! I will not date any girl that has ever been a stripper. I believe that the only person that should ever see a womans naked body is only her boyfriend or husband.
I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.
I will not date any girl that can not always be honest & faithful to me. This is very important.
I prefer a girl that does not smoke, but as long as she does not smoke in my house or around me, if she can go outside and smoke, then I can live with that. I lived with my ex girlfriend for Eleven years, and she was a smoker.
I will not date any girl if she is still friends with any men that she has been intimate with in the past, I believe once a relationship with someone is over, it’s OVER.
Larry needs a one way ticket to Uranus. Douchebag.
Read the “about me” and prepare for seizures.
Wow let’s also talk about:
“Abortion is murder.
I do not believe a woman should have the choice or freedom to kill her baby just because she was a slutty whore and dosen’t want to accept responsibility and raise the baby herself or give it to someone else who will
I am old fashioned. I am conservative. I believe men should be men, and women should be women. God made Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve.
Furthermore, I do not believe homosexuals should be allowed to teach in schools or hold any type of job in which they have any type of interactions with children in which they could leave a false impression that homosexuality is ok on their young minds.”
Hahahahahah fuck this guy. There’s much worse stuff, too. He lives in my city I should probably fight him.
HOW COULD ANYONE OVER LOOK THIS STUFF ON HIS ABOUT ME PAGE?
"However, I do not like Rap or Hip Hop music. I do not even consider that to be real music. And I do not like Black people that listen to that kind of music. I do not like Black people that have a criminal record or smoke pot or do any other type of drugs. I do not like Black people that live in the “projects” or live off welfare or food stamps. I do not like Black people that do not have a full time job. I do not like Black people that wear their pants halfway down to their knees. And I do not like Black people that don’t speak proper English and pronounce their words correctly. I do not like Black people that dress like thugs or gangstas. I do not like uneducated Black People. And if you are a Black person that lives in East Austin or up North Austin around the Rundberg area then chances are I probably don’t like you either! So there! haha!!!!!
I am NOT racist. I just do NOT like ignorant, useless, TRASH.
I also don’t like White people that do those same types of things!
And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together.
I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks.
I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.
That would just be pure filth.”
HOW THE FRESH FUCK CAN HE SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT HE’S NOT A RACIST? HE’S FUCKING RACIST AS HELL! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS GUYthis man literally doesn’t deserve to breathe air. like, he should have his right to exist revoked, for real
Great job, Austin!
Birthday shoes at REI. I didn’t have socks on so I had to wear that thing when she brought out my new balance. Made no sense! #wavecap #minimus #rei #sockless